Kill of the week goes to Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker. Poor flat bastard.

Whenever I watch a zombie movie and they’re all, like, hacking zombies apart with machetes and there’s zombie blood all over everything I’m like “Infectious diseases transmitted through bodily fluids can be transmitted through mucus membrane contact as easily as through bites. You can’t get zombie blood all in your eyeballs and expect to survive the apocalypse.”

This is GIF is not subject to that criticism…Sister Cynthia plays it safe.